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20 . 09 . 2014

“Sasha and Alexis Kaidanovsky. On their watch, the Siberian wall stayed unbreached for six years. Six years.”

Sasha and Alexis Kaidanovsky. On their watch, the Siberian wall stayed unbreached for six years. Six years.

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7 hours ago

art meme: spring and winter in paris

“If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast.” ― Ernest Hemingway, A Moveable Feast

(Source: suammetuit)

7 hours ago

briancurtis:

The nostalgia right now is overwhelming! 

(Source: arewhedonyet)

7 hours ago

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
7 hours ago

marchqueen:

gigglewhatsit:

runyouclevertimelord:

dryadgurrl:

himapapaftw:

finally, it has appeared on my dash

Well that was unexpected.

I was not expecting this

no one ever does

(Source: gallifreyfieldsforever)

7 hours ago

❋ ouat meme

 [7/10] characters: Belle

8 hours ago

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11 hours ago

w0nd3rwaaall:

Get fucking married man

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily)

11 hours ago
homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

11 hours ago

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

(Source: bb-forever)

11 hours ago

epicleicaness:

doctorofdragons:

Jon Stewart wins over O’Reilly ever single time. 

BURN

(Source: sandandglass)

11 hours ago

etheral-merkabah:

blazepress:

Love at first sight is dangerous.

This is so cool.

11 hours ago

Everyday Objects Made Unusable by Giuseppe Colarusso

(Source: thecoolsumist)

11 hours ago

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11 hours ago